A witty and wonderful response, Stephanie! I, too, have a morning craving for the sweetness of life and a strong cup of coffee. And, I usually reach for my phone soon after opening my eyes.
Construction where you live is so disorienting and disquieting. In 2011, I experienced the same in the house we were renting. Major leak led to a bathroom and the kitchen being torn apart and reconstructed. What chaos — I don’t wish that on anyone!
But, in spite of the chaos, you have a very upbeat attitude toward the start of your day!