Ah, I was wondering about Peppa Pig! Seriously, I was.
You are a comedic writer, Penny. I guffawed through the hair and six-year-old-almost-seven-year-old story and chuckled at the bird that looked like a baby seal. By the way, it does look like a baby seal. . And I am intrigued by dinos wanting coffee - I would have suspected them to be tea drinkers.