Christmas will never be the same after this story. The Godfather, whichever number, for Christmas is a nightmare I don’t want to have. However, your story is hysterical, John, and very well written. Your family — hmm, let’s say — very interesting!

I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

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