Dammit! Why can’t I clap 100 times or 1,000? Why is life so limiting?

Wish I had a boss to email about taking a day off — I’m my own boss and I’m one hard-ass when it comes to time off.

Weekends — sorry, no, darling.
Vacation — ha!
Holidays — best time to work when no one else is around.
Sick — are you kidding?? Illness is a sign of weakness. You will NOT be weak.

Thanks for the laugh, my friend ♥