ME: And look at this gizmo! You wear it on your wrist, and when you tap on it, your partner/spouse/s.o. with the matched ugly bracelet gets tapped on their wrist. The example they give is, “Tap once for ‘I love you,’ tap twice for ‘Pick up pizza.’” So all you need to do then is pull out the list of what taps mean and decode it. Now if only someone could invent a device that would convey textual information that would not need …