Erik, just so you don’t think less of me, I never drink Heineken — in fact, I go totally for Mexican beer on the rare occasions when I drink beer. Heineken is the only beer from your corner of the world that I know!

I’ll archive your directions to Europe in case Jack changes his mind about the party. Meanwhile, can you please get with Ev about the plane cause I don’t actually have one, she said shamefully?

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