Get Your Erik T-Shirt Here!
Heck, Juan’s in Thailand. I got a guy here — in the States. He does shirts for the Florida Gator football team. Doesn't get any better than that!
I'll be posting an ad on Medium before year's end:
Get your Erik groupie T-shirt! The only authentic one! All others are cheap knock-offs (especially if they come from Thailand). Be the first in your town to have an official Erik- The Truck Hunk T-shirt. Be the envy of all your friends. I know I am♥ You can buy prestige and popularity for only $25!
Erik, I'll send you 5-bucks for every one I sell — be prepared to retire on the proceeds!