Hello, fellow Floridian, or perhaps past Floridian since you mentioned moving to SC. Your work is outstanding. Amazingly funny and surprisingly touching. Keep it flowing. Thanks for starting my Friday with laughter.

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I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

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