I did not take you to be a criminal, Robert! And, such a clever one ;)

I never use the self-checkout for the very reason that I should get a discount if I am replacing an employee who would have been paid. But, unlike you, I just can't steal toilet paper. Couldn't live with myself. And, what a shame to cut this productive life short over a few rolls of toilet paper!

I am pleased that your thieving capers have ceased. T'would be a shame if you were off Medium for a while!