I don’t want my family to follow me! I email some links to Ben that I think he’ll like and because I don’t want him to get suspicious that my Medium time is actually time watching you, Jack, in porno movies in porno and because he doesn’t do social media but I wouldn’t want him to follow me either. Gee, who would I write about if those Nosey Nancies were hanging around Medium??

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I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

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