I would never say that to Captain Argentina. And, if I did, he’d say, “Why?” And, I’d answer, “Hell if I know.” Then, if the pandemic was over, we’d go to NYC where there are things to do that don’t involve hiking on mountain trails, mountains, or pioneer cabins with no high-speed internet or mountains with no cell service. And, we’d have good food and air-conditioning and civilization.

You silly people in North Carolina 🙄