I would write LOL but it pains me to write LOL and even more to say LOL so I’ll simply say that this piece is hysterical, interesting, and a hell of lot of fun. However, I question how California is more deserving of your ridicule than my state of Florida. Florida appears more often than any other state in The News of the Weird (not a verifiable fact, just a casual observation) so I am insulted that my adopted state is not your number one target of derision. Please correct this oversight!

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