Jack, I am sure you already realize this but never, ever take to heart what Captain Argentina says. He’s like Roy — can’t believe a thing he says. Oh, I love you, Roy, truly I do!

Jack, you and Deb are welcome anytime. We always have room for you.

And, Roy and Mrs. Roy, if you ever come visiting relatives in Florida and don’t visit us, I will — well, what will I do? Hell, I don’t know but I will do but something, like, really bad. In other words, come visit us before heading to the Villages. We are way more fun than those old people!