Missing our grandchildren enough to accept child-sitting duty sans bourbon for them —if your kids are like you Roy, I reserve the right to consume bourbon myself.

By the way, you have to pick up Mark, Roy. He’s great need of that bus and a book for his Florida book tour. I’ve got plenty of books, Mark — feel free to claim one as your own but first you have to sign a legal document absolving me of any responsibility for your possible fraudulent activities involving said book.

Will be looking for the bus chugging down our street any day now!

I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.

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