Not entirely true, Jack. I danced a lot when I was younger. But, the style of my generation - fast and not touching. I was never much of a slow dancer, and I certainly can't handle the Latin dances that Ben does. I even took tango lessons once and failed miserably. I can't "follow" - it's the feminist in me, I'm sure. Why should the woman have to follow the man's dance steps? Not me, brother, not me!

So, I got to the end of your piece and see you have a quote from me saying exactly this! Next time - read, then comment!