Okay, Sherry, let’s start with “when I got my pix back” — I take we are talking about a previous century, like before digital? Everyone’s photos, except Annie Leibovitz’s, stunk back then. If your show-off boyfriend’s didn’t, it was luck.

Come forward in time, my child, embrace the new technology of digital photography! New cameras have auto-settings that are basically idiot-proof.
I promise if you can figure out all the weird Medium publishing stuff — and you know what I am talking about — you can figure out a DSLR camera!