Thankfully, Robert, I read all of this after my supper was digested. No fears - I am a vegetarian - no meat pies of any sort for me!

Somehow I missed the Sweeney Todd movie - darn it - not. But, before doing the obligatory Google search, I knew deep in my soul the star would be Johnny Depp! Seriously, I knew it before the Wikipedia proof via Google, the authority of everything. Who could be Sweeney Todd BUT Johnny Depp?

"A musical slasher film" - wow, again, how did I miss that?? And, Tim Burton as the director? Well, does it get any better than that if you are into musical slasher films? Is that, by the way, an Academy Award category?

Oh, my Brit friend, what will you come up with next?? I wait in anticipation . . .