Um, you could greet her at the door wearing nothing but a towel, duh! Or, nothing at all.

re her…is very much based on Deb, although she never greeted me at her door in a beach towel. And nowadays I’m usually home with her or before her, anyway, so I’m not expecting anything.
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Um, you could greet her at the door wearing nothing but a towel, duh! Or, nothing at all.
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I was always a writer but lived in a bookkeeper’s body before I found Medium and broke free — well, almost. Working to work less and write more.
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